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The night I started writing
(I wrote this December 1991.)

Feeling is returning to my toes.  To put in the famous last words of some long-forgotten, rigid Arctic explorer: it looked solid enough.  Tonight has been thrown upon me like a mantle of tire irons.
 
I am writing this on the backs of publicity hand-outs (Mercredi 21h00, Beat the Clock, 75¢) in an oncogenic bar, waiting for closing so Patrick, the bar manager and a good friend (and I'm not just saying that), can let me sleep at his place.
 
Around my feet, my hightops are soaked.  When I do go to buy winter boots I will also have to replace my coat.  It was stolen.  My car needs a new windshield too, but I cannot get one when I go to purchase the boots, and coat.



My evening began with a call to Phillipe, a post-doc in the lab where I work.  It was Tuesday; I wanted to catch a cheap movie.  I used to hate Thursdays.  Phillipe lives only a couple of blocks from the cinema so we agreed to meet at the entrance at 8:15.  I also needed to deliver an envelope and grab supper, which I decided to do before meeting my friend.  I started my rusting compact - it looks Swiss but is really Korean - and hung the first left in the grid of one way streets that serves as my neighbourhood. 

I was already a quarter of the way up the long block when I noticed a queue of dump trucks waiting to be fed by a snowblower hidden in front of them.  I joined a row of cars trying to squeeze by the sides of the trucks. 

The speed of the lineup inevitably lost the ‘almost’ from its previous description of ‘almost nil’.  A glance in my rearview mirror confirmed that there were cars behind mine and it was too late to back down the street. 

Gradually, the drivers of the cars behind me began to back their cars down the street.  Except for the car right behind me.  There was barely enough room to tempt me into trying to squeeze between this patient driver’s vehicle and the truck next to it had  been going forward, but not in reverse gear as I would have had to.  There was plenty of room to make a three-point turn between the front of that truck and the one in front of it, next to me.  I completed a point and a half before becoming stuck, front wheels kissing the curb in the loose snow that remains after plowing.  I was not able to escape the soft, firm grip of the wet snow until two of the truckers helped push my car out while I spun my wheels. 

Perhaps one of those kind men was the one driving the truck that launched the stone that gave birth to the beautiful Star of Bethlehem on my windshield.  It glitters with holiday cheer in mercury-vapour streetlight glare. 

By this time I was too late to be early to buy tickets in advance, but I couldn’t drop off the envelope without being late for Phillipe.  What should have been a two-minute drive had already taken forty minutes.

The movie was entertaining.  Supper, popcorn with butter-flavoured topping, was not bad either.  Phillipe was his usual snotty, funny self.  I enjoy time I spend with him, but he’s no Isabelle.  I was originally supposed to see the film with her but she had to study.



Honest, it’s not just an excuse she keeps feeding me.  I used to believe that the first glimmer of any romantic relationship was always physical but it took two months of growing to know Isabelle before falling for her harder than this night has dropped on me.  That was four months ago and nothing has happened between us yet.  Please pardon this digression, but my mind sometimes wanders to her.  It only happens every hour or so.

After the movie, Phillipe went home and I came to the bar to play some fussball (table soccer) before heading home.  I won my first game and kept the table for the next two but lost the fourth.  When I turned to retrieve my duffel coat, I saw only my limp scarf straddling the bar stool that had supported them both.  My first thought was of theft.  Possibly because my subconscious didn’t want to acknowledge the loss, my next idea was that a territorial and vindictive owner of the seat I had co-opted had returned and transported my jacket elsewhere.  You know what they say about multiple choice exams: trust your first intuition.  The second scenario, my analytical left brain informed me, would not explain why the scarf remained. 

A search of the bar turned up no coat.  It had been my favourite outer garment but what disturbed me most was that the pockets had contained my favourite car and house keys.  We also looked in the closed parking lot and dumpster behind the building.  It was gone.  Patrick lent me a coat and a second scarf for my eight-block walk home.  I left a note on my car so it wouldn’t be towed out of the parking lot the next morning. 

I searched the darkest corners of the streets as I walked, hoping to sight my discarded jacket.  Besides my keys, it contained only half a pack of gum.  My clothes cannot easily be worn by others - I am 5'3" and wear a size 40 jacket - so I thought a thief might toss away the thing but still, I didn’t find it.

The walk back was colder.  My roommate usually warns me if he plans to spend the night elsewhere. (How many of you can tell what happened next?  Please raise your hands.)  Tonight, he did not.  He is probably at his girlfriend’s place.  I have her number on my phone list, in my room, in my apartment. 

I saw several cats on my way back here.  You don’t see many rats, though, not even in back alleys, not even at midnight.  I guess they see all those cats too and stay out of sight.  Survival of the fittest and all that.

I walked back on the opposite side of the street that I had used on my way home, still looking for my coat.  There was a large, smooth piece of ice in my path which I decided to daintily step across.  Though I was right about its size, it wasn’t ice, and I wasn’t dainty upon discovery of that fact.  It was water and I hopped out of it like Carl Lewis in the triple jump except that it took me only two jumps to get out of the puddle, one per foot.

Patrick has graciously agreed to let me use his couch tonight.  Time flies when you’re having fun.



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